Ben Affleck Movies
Maggie’s staying at the Church of the Nazarene
But she won’t be long if she can’t stay clean
Thinks it’s best she don’t hang around me
Till I get back to walking on my own two feet
Maggie swears we’re past the days
For running and gunning in our childish ways
Like there oughta be some kind of bigger plan
I tell her I’m pretty happy with who I am
And I love them Ben Affleck movies
He’s an actor beyond compare
The way he remembers all them lines
With his steely, vacant stare
I loved him in Armageddon
Loved him in Jersey Girl more
If you don’t like Ben Affleck
Buddy, what are movies for?
Another bust, another court date set
Searching legal help on the internet
Chatting up a storm to those around me
Like the Hollywood star of the library
Ain’t no way this latest charge can stick
Nobody gonna lock up a man who’s sick
They can put me away but not for long
Doctor said my liver’s good as gone
And I love them Ben Affleck movies
He’s an actor beyond compare
The way he remembers all them lines
With his steely, vacant stare
I loved him in Armageddon
Loved him in Jersey Girl more
If you don’t like Ben Affleck
Buddy, what are movies for?
Like life, there’s romance and action
When I crave a little distraction
Man, I love them Ben Affleck movies
(Daredevil!)
He’s an actor beyond compare
(Reindeer Games!)
The way he dismembers all them lines
(Paycheck!)
With his steely, vacant stare
(Phantoms!)
I loved him in Armageddon
(yeah, I did)
Loved him in Jersey Girl more
(that’s right)
If you don’t like Ben Affleck
Buddy, what are movies for?
(Maggie’s pregnant)
Buddy, what are movies for?
(Got a rap sheet)
Buddy, what are movies for?
(Gonna die soon)
Buddy, what are movies for?
Giiiiigliiii!
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