MP3 downloads of “Wasn’t Funny the First Time” and “Won’t Be Funny This Time,” two so-called “sit-down stand-up specials” that consist of Chris reading Facebook quips and observations like these into a microphone with no audience and no laughs (save those provided by you, maybe). Together, the two recordings are guaranteed to provide 35+ minutes of no more than mild amusement.
The price is $10. You should be automatically redirected to the download page after you pay. If not, contact me and I will rectify.