Chris gets an education in the seedy underbelly of establishing a dental practice.

Wherein Chris almost certainly fails the heroism test.

Chris muses about riding the bus in the suburbs.

OBITUARY: Henry David Whitman, who was conceived via in vitro fertilization, born via c-section, fed safe and readily-available food via the marvels of modern food science…

Wherein Chris is too much of a catastrophist for flip-flops.

When you’ve shut down your Facebook account but you’re still thinking of quips, what are you supposed to do with them? I’ll put a few here.