Wherein Chris fashions 60 feet of campaign mail into an outfit so that maybe you’ll vote.
Wherein Chris is too much of a catastrophist for flip-flops.
When you’ve shut down your Facebook account but you’re still thinking of quips, what are you supposed to do with them? I’ll put a few here.
Some people are skilled job interviewees. Some people are Chris.
Here’s a song about a guy who has none of what the kids call ‘game.’ A guy quite unlike myself, I assure you. (Cough.)
Wherein Chris eulogizes his longest-serving alarm clock.
A new batch of Facebook quips repurposed as a sit-down, stand-up sequel to last year’s ‘Wasn’t Funny the First Time: Facebook Statuses Live!’