Wherein Chris fashions 60 feet of campaign mail into an outfit so that maybe you’ll vote.
I Am Too Much of a Catastrophist for Flip-Flops: A Dialogue
Wherein Chris is too much of a catastrophist for flip-flops.
Chris’ Home for Displaced Quips
When you’ve shut down your Facebook account but you’re still thinking of quips, what are you supposed to do with them? I’ll put a few here.
Unskilled Job Seeker
Some people are skilled job interviewees. Some people are Chris.
New song: “Insecurely Attached”
Here’s a song about a guy who has none of what the kids call ‘game.’ A guy quite unlike myself, I assure you. (Cough.)
Rest in peace, cheap digital alarm clock
Wherein Chris eulogizes his longest-serving alarm clock.
Won’t Be Funny This Time: A sit-down, stand-up sequel
A new batch of Facebook quips repurposed as a sit-down, stand-up sequel to last year’s ‘Wasn’t Funny the First Time: Facebook Statuses Live!’
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