Wherein Chris tries his hand at educational sloganeering.
Here’s a song for the grown-ups who didn’t.
Puzzling over some of the items available for one-hour delivery through Amazon Prime Now. Don’t people plan for anything these days?
Having loud conversations about inane things in public places might land you in a song. Because the world’s a strange place.
Here’s one about a dumb guy so accustomed to Americanized cuisine that he finds himself completely overcome by the experience of an actual Mexican restaurant.
In which Chris narrowly avoids becoming a famed coward in the social circles of elderly Jehovah’s Witness women.
In which Chris realizes that his inability to establish a solid alibi makes him an ideal patsy.