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“Prime Now, Plan Ahead Never,” semi-live!

07.21.2016 by Chris Wilcox //

Here’s a reading of “Prime Now, Plan Ahead Never” by me and, voicing the role of the hurried Amazon shopper, a British robot. Don’t ask me why I thought it necessary to make the second voice a British robot. It just seemed better that way.

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  1. Raegan says

    July 21, 2016 at 1:09 pm

    WOW. I didn’t even have to type my comment on your original post, requesting a reading as an edition of “Semi-Live” – you received it via telepathy! Truly impressive, Señor Wilcox.

    • Chris Wilcox says

      July 21, 2016 at 4:03 pm

      Telepathy: The next frontier in online shopping and publishing.

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