Wherein Chris fashions 60 feet of campaign mail into an outfit so that maybe you’ll vote.
Note: Weight measurement may have been rounded up.
Grappling with the strangeness of being without a personal Facebook account for the first time in 13+ years.
One week later, I finally figured out what to do with all the campaign junk mail (and a roll of tape).
Good news: I wrote you a Christmas poem starring Wilford Brimley.