An aging hippie, a new car, a poorly-loaded box van, and a Chris on the verge of throwing up. It’s a race against the clock in this pulse-pounding comedy thriller. (Movie rights reserved.)
Slogans to inspire the youth
Wherein Chris tries his hand at educational sloganeering.
Notes to a Younger Self
This is one of those big birthdays for me, so I’m giving myself the gift of a self-indulgent retrospective post. Basically, just try not to fall asleep.
Prime Now. Plan Ahead Never.
Puzzling over some of the items available for one-hour delivery through Amazon Prime Now. Don’t people plan for anything these days?
The Jehovah’s Witnesses Are Back
In which Chris narrowly avoids becoming a famed coward in the social circles of elderly Jehovah’s Witness women.
Frame a Reclusive Writer
In which Chris realizes that his inability to establish a solid alibi makes him an ideal patsy.
On the virtues of finger snapping
Wherein I discover that some ways of being are more likely to get you locked inside a closed video store than others.