With Valentine’s Day on the way, here’s a little song about what love isn’t.
Wasn’t Funny the First Time: Facebook Statuses Live!
A self-involved, sit-down stand-up special that didn’t need to exist but does anyway.
On the virtues of finger snapping
Wherein I discover that some ways of being are more likely to get you locked inside a closed video store than others.
New song: “Up from the Bottom”
Here’s a song about grassrootin’ it – personally, politically, spiritually, the whole deal. At least, that’s what I think it’s about. Do let me know if you find it to be about something else. We can discuss the matter over boiling water filtered through coffee grounds. Coffee grounds, see? From the earth. This keeps happening. […]
Hello, 2016
Hello, 2016. We’re glad you’re here. We’ve been expecting you. Don’t mind all the explosions, light shows, dropping of large glitter balls, silly hats, Pitbull performances, excessive drinking, drunken driving, and needless screams of “woooo!” I know they seem to suggest we think you’re something especially wonderful, but in fact we do that stuff for […]
Screw you, Wilford
Good news: I wrote you a Christmas poem starring Wilford Brimley.
New song: “Feelin’ Almost Human Again”
It seems fitting to end a year of song lyrics by sharing the one that cracked open a door to all the others. It’s no secret that songs, and songwriting, can have therapeutic effects. This song also has therapeutic origins: It arrived after a period of counseling, at a time when I was grasping the […]
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