When you’ve shut down your Facebook account but you’re still thinking of quips, what are you supposed to do with them? I’ll put a few here.
Unskilled Job Seeker
Some people are skilled job interviewees. Some people are Chris.
New song: “Insecurely Attached”
Here’s a song about a guy who has none of what the kids call ‘game.’ A guy quite unlike myself, I assure you. (Cough.)
Rest in peace, cheap digital alarm clock
Wherein Chris eulogizes his longest-serving alarm clock.
Won’t Be Funny This Time: A sit-down, stand-up sequel
A new batch of Facebook quips repurposed as a sit-down, stand-up sequel to last year’s ‘Wasn’t Funny the First Time: Facebook Statuses Live!’
New song: “Silence”
Basically, I sat down to write a song but couldn’t because there was a guy yelling outside. So I wrote a different song.
Fun with Campaign Mail
One week later, I finally figured out what to do with all the campaign junk mail (and a roll of tape).